Go With The Flow
I’m lying here wide awake at 7 a.m., wondering why my roommate has gone to the bathroom four times in the last 20 minutes. Could it be the three pots of coffee that she drinks every morning? Hey, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go, but we have paper thin walls. Does she have to slam the bathroom door every time and drop the toilet seat instead on gently putting it down? I’m not saying she should ease up on the coffee consumption (or am I?) but I shouldn’t have to be woken up whenever her colon gets spastic.
Thanks to this site I see now that i would rather live in an 8×12 windowless 5th floor walk-up then share a space with a stranger.