You Da Man… Not

I get the feeling you think you’re impressing the heck out of us by talking about your mistress. Believe it or not, a lot of us are married guys who are kind of sickened by your behavior. Worse, you make us accomplices to your lies by constantly bringing your wife to social events and even having us talk to her on the phone. One of these days, someone might just slip and let her know about your not-so-secret life.