Friday’s Hit List

If it’s Friday, that means that after a long week of doing the “grin and bear it” routine, we’re closing in on happy hour… when we get to gin and beer it. So to help us slog through the rest of this day, let’s do a bit of venting about the people whose behavior put them atop our hit list — as in people we wanna smack — this week?

Topping my personal hit list is…

* … the woman who rolled down her window to scream at me because I was crossing the street and impeding her attempt to make an illegal right-on-red-turn.

* … the person who parked in a handicapped space at the local sports park… and then proceeded to jog for 30 minutes on the track. Yes, the car had a handicap parking pass hanging from the mirror, but you know what? I don’t care what your handicap is — visible or not — if you can jog, you don’t need that spot.

* … the politicians — Democrats and Republicans — who wasted time talking about why Congressman Joe Wilson should or shouldn’t be taken to task for calling President Obama a liar. How about moving on and getting something done about, oh, say, health care… you know, the issue y’all were supposed to be talking about before Wilson’s childish outburst?

* … Kanye West and Serena Williams for their very public, very rude examples of hubris.

* … Army Captain Connie Rhodes, whose lawsuit — which basically claimed that because President Obama supposedly is not an American citizen and thus not legally allowed to hold office, her deployment order was null and void — was kicked to the curb by a judge. Ms. Rhodes, whose actions were both cowardly and deplorable, was represented by infamous birther/attorney/realtor/dentist Orly Taitz, who got a slap of a different sort from the president judge: He warned that if she filed any similar cases in the future, she would face sanctions.

* …  the execs at CBS for cancelling Guiding Light, the longest-running dramatic program in television history, which airs its final episode today.

*… the “God Hates Fags” crew from Westboro Baptist Church, who plan on disrupting an upcoming Bat Mitzvah being organized by one of our favorite peeps. These wildly disturbed hate-spewing, publicity-seeking, funeral-picketing, gay-bashing, religion-eschewing freaks would be funny if they weren’t so vile.

Shirley, honey, you know what God REALLY hates? Your hair.

While many people advocate turning the other cheek when dealing with people such as these, I’d rather have all the folks listed above be the ones to turn the other cheek… so it can be smacked as well!

Who’s topping YOUR hit list this Friday?