Rude Retail

As a consumer, I try to be considerate, have the info I need when ordering, make sure I have the money I need in order to purchase what I need, and I rarely, if ever, ask sales clerks to break rules for me! Now, I love my job, but I am fed up with oblivious,lazy people!
On a daily basis, they ask to take stuff from my store without paying. They expect me to be a mind reader, and, when I don’t have what they need, they expect me to make it materialize out of thin air! As if I am HIDING it in the back, just to annoy them. I hate it when they bitch about the price of an item. I would LOVE to go to a fast food place, order my lunch,then say, “Oh, can I take it and pay you tomorrow? ” No, wait, first, I go to the drive through, and say “yah, I want what I got last week” I would LOVE to go to the check-out line at Target and upon seeing my total, complain , “Well, dang! $3.99 for a pack of hair bands? Jeea, I can get it for .99 down at Wal-Mart! Can’t you lower the price? I’ve been shopping here since 1996!”
It just would not go over, those people would laugh, lok at me like I ma crazy or suggest I shop elsewhere. Yet, everyday, as part of my job, which is a good,job, I am expected to nicely explain to these friggin morons that things don’t work that way. It is exhausting.