Rude Talk: The Naked Truth

We’ve all heard the saying “What Would Jesus Do?” But sometimes in life, situations arise that he probably never even imagined! In this recurring segment, we ask… "What Would you do?" Today, we address a porn-related topic that is rather, er, sticky!

Imagine that your best friend has fallen wildly, deeply, passionately in love with someone they swear is “the one.”

Then imagine that one day, while accidentally perusing porn — because surely none of you would purposely be seeking it out, and  it’s so easy to wind up inadvertently viewing bondage videos on Xtube when one actually was looking to watch James Bond clips on Youtube — a strikingly familiar (and shockingly nude) body appears and, in a blinding flash, you learn way, way more about your friend’s new mate than you ever wanted to know.

Like mole locations and pain thresholds. Or maybe even that they’ve been known (by internet viewers, at least) to switch hit.

And thus, today’s question: Do you tell your friend that their new love has shown more flesh than Elizabeth Berkley did in Showgirls? Do you consider it your place, or do you take a “Hey, it’s none of my business” stance while going back for another look at the clip?

You know, just to be sure it was really them.