Nothing annoys me more than people who walk through the world with no concept of how valuable other people’s time is. And by other people, I mean ME.

When I’m patrolling the supermarket’s parking lot, looking for a spot, and someone strolls in front of my car as if I have all day, that really burns me up.

At least do the courtesy shuffle! You know, when you put a little pep in your step when walking in front of a paused driver so that they might, I don’t know, actually get on with their day! How rude!

They are lucky vehicular manslaughter is frowned upon.