To the guy two rows behind us at the movies:
Everyone in the theater is watching the same screen as you. We don’t need you to read every word that pops up on the screen. We see it to. The previews are one thing but when you started reading the opening credits, you totally deserved me turning around in my seat and telling you to shut the frak up.
This afternoon I was standing in line for tickets to a movie and two people in front of me were smoking cigars, completely ignoring the fact that everyone around them was gagging and choking. I nearly threw up and kinda wish I had. Maybe if I’d puked on their shoes it would have gotten their attention.
