Nine Kindsa Wrong

My neighbor has more kids than she knows what to do with. Literally. Nine and, unless I’m mistaken, counting. If she wants to repopulate the planet that’s her business, but I’m tired of her children destroying everything in their path, including my flowers. They leave their toys everywhere, including in my driveway, where they insist on playing despite my asking them not to and talking to both her and her husband about keeping them off my property. I’m about ready to bust a gasket if something isn’t done about those obnoxious kids!