You can’t have a political discussion in this country without talk of “bipartisanship” rearing its head… and one might think that’s a good thing. I mean, doesn’t bipartisanship mean we all get along? We share our toys and join hands and sing songs around a camp fire and get things done?

Um, yeah, not so much.

In the real world, true reach-across-the aisle politicians are as much a myth as unicorns and “I’m not gay, I’m bisexual” men.

"Dude, your horn hasn't been near a girlicorn since I met you!"

"Dude, your horn hasn't been near a girlicorn since I met you!"

Never has that proven more true than in the currently-unfolding debate over health-care reform. And so far, no one in the media has done a better job of clarifying the difference between what republicans say and what they mean than MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow, who is increasingly becoming that formerly-trustworthy network’s lone voice of reason among the howlers (Chris Matthews) and ranters (Keith Olbermann).

Consider this the No Shout Zone

Consider this the No Shout Zone

So without further ado, take it away, rachel…